Fun things are Fun

robotbears:

my favorite lyric from talk dirty is “but your booty don’t need explaining” because i really like to imagine a booty that NEEDS explaining. imagine jason derulo bewildered by a booty, going “someone really needs to account for this”

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takenbyzico:

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buttholeos:

If anybody ur getting down n dirty with wants to keep u a secret u need to bail and then find some1 who makes ur pic their phone background because that’s what I’m talking about

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burgerwave:

oh my god

h0odrich:

i will never be able to mentally grasp the whole straight man concept where they can grab eachothers asses and say the nastiest raunchiest shit to eachother but the second they find out someone’s gay they wanna throw a temper tantrum. straight men are highkey the fakest bitches out there and need to get a grip

assdownloader:

cyberlocc:

aeon-fux:

ohnoproblems:

rincewitch:

what the FUCK


THIS IS FUCKED UP

THIS IS FUCKED UP


it’s fucking true 

what’s under there

 the truth
ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

sorelatable:

You know what to do with that big fat butt

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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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